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More than learning how to sew bags - it's sewing friendships.

Let’s be real—some projects are just a full-on mess, and these funny woven labels let you embrace the chaos with style.

The “What a Fucking Shit Show” label is the perfect finishing touch for those handmade items that nearly didn’t make it but still turned out great-ish. Whether the seams are wonky or the zip fought back, this label says it all, so you don’t have to.

Featuring bold pink lettering and a comic-style yellow burst on a black background, this label stands out while making people laugh. A tiny embroidered poo emoji in the corner adds the final cheeky detail.

These labels are centre-fold and easy to sew into any seam—great for bags, pouches, clothing or handmade gifts that have a story behind them.

Size:

25mm x 75mm (unfolded) 25mm x 37.5mm (folded)

Key Features:

Text: “What a Fucking Shit Show”
Bright pink and yellow design on black background
Embroidered poop emoji detail for extra sass
Made from soft, durable woven threads
Sew into linings, side seams, or outer panels
Great for gifts, clothing, accessories and bag projects
Designed and made exclusively for The Bag Makers Sew-Ciety

Please note:

Due to the light and screen difference, the item's colour may be different from the pictures. All items are described as accurately as possible, please allow for slight variations in size and colour.

What a Fucking Shit Show Woven Labels – Funny Sew-In Labels

£33.75

Quantity

Out of Stock

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